A long history of fixing-up

For the record, Corypheus and Lucky are not entirely inexperienced in home renovation. To wit, when Corypheus took possession of the condo back in 2002, there were many improvements to be made.

First, cleaning the filthy brown carpets, ably handled by Lackey:

Lackey, Rug Doctor, Ph.D.

Lackey: Rug Doctor, Ph.D.



During this process, we noticed the dehumidifier, left by the previous owner to lurk ominously in a corner of the basement.

The Damp

The Damp


Also sinister in their presence and number were the 27(!) air fresheners. Ummm….

wtf?!?

wtf?



As you can see, Lackey takes pride in a job well done.

Proud Lackey

Proud Lackey


The carpet was so clean, even Meckie sat on it!

meck

Meckie



Then, painting, painting, painting.

painting

painting


painting

painting


painting. lavender trim. srsly?

painting. lavender trim. srsly?



The cats were very clearly stressed by the process.

norton, stressed

Norton, stressed

Some serious kitchen issues required immediate attention:

– Wood-colored vinyl veneer on the cabinets with vintage almond appliances.

"wood"

"wood"

– And matching wood veneer half-wall.

matching "wood" half-wall

matching "wood" half-wall

My buddy-pal Grandlackey took care of this one. ♥

my buddy pal

My buddy pal


my grampa's handiwork

Grampa's handiwork

– Linoleum, undeserving of a comment.

Just... ugh.

Just... ugh.

Oh, and the bathroom. Ugh. Too awful for there even to be extant photos. This required a several-week remodel supervised very graciously by Lackey, who never mentioned having to pee in the sink for the 3 days we didn’t have modern conveniences.


Lackey, please be careful fixing the washer’s shimmy!

Lackey the Brave

Lackey the Brave

The brown carpets were replaced with hardwood. Chuckles & Santa tiled the basement floor in a natty checkerboard. Both sadly during residency, so there are no photos of this.

As usual, the cats were still very concerned.

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Norton, concerned

Chuckles painted the kitchen cabinets fire engine red, and also replaced the linoleum (ugh) with lovely black & white tile with Santa.

chili cook w red cabinets gaussian

Red cabinets. Sexy.

Then Lucky and friend did a complete kitchen demo in preparation for an Ikea upgrade.

after demo

after demo


demolisher

demolisher


rationell

rationell


ikeariffic

ikeariffic

Los dos banditos, Suertudo y Mandona, installed a frosted glass door in the basement to turn it into a real room.

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Mandona


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Suertudo

Lucky installed a new washer-dryer when the shimmy returned irrevocably. Without electrocuting himself (see? I told you he was lucky).

Seriously, please be careful

Seriously, please be careful


Not sure why this had to be done only in underwear.

Not sure why this had to be done only in underwear.

The furnace died a month after our wedding, making for a very cold and sad November while we waited a month (a MONTH!) for someone (anyone? please?) to find and install our out-of-production, special apartment-sized (read: impossible-to-find) model.

cold. Cold. COLD!

cold. Cold. COLD!


Delirious from the cold

Delirious from the cold



The cats, meanwhile, well….

relaxed cats

Cats have better things to do than worry about home repairs

Which got us to this point.


A mere 6 years later.

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